As seen on The Necessary Hate:

Snowboarding: “Hey, Skiing, can we, like, maybe, like, organize our own worldcup and Olympic qualification? You know, like, we’re kinda, like, our own sport…”

Skiing: “What the f**k you talkin’ bout? Go to hell you little fartface and leave the money-making to the big guys! Now, all you little punks who wanna compete in the Olympics better bend over and take a good, deep f***ing!”

Snowboarding: “Well, Ok, anybody got some lube?”

As of today, Snowboarding and the TTR have officially gone back to being Skiing’s and the FIS’s bitch. Read the details on ESPN. There is one way we could still win this fight and you know what that way is!! It’s quite simple. Our sport’s biggest hero already did it and left the gold medal for some Swiss jackass whose name nobody remembers today. Just DON’T DO IT! But let’s be honest here, nobody’s gonna do that, everybody’s just gonna grab the lube and try to talk themselves into enjoing that two-year long cockride…

TTR Assf--k

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